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working overtime.
An angel appeared and said, Why are you spending so much time on this one?"
The Lord answered, "Have you seen My spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable, able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -- and she will do everything with only two hands."
The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands?! No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish."
"But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to My own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days."
The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so soft, Lord."
"She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."
"Will she be able to think?" asked the angel.
The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason and negotiate."
The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek. Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."
"That's not a leak," the Lord corrected, "that's a tear!"
"What's the tear for?" the angel asked.
The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief, and her pride."
The angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You thought of everything! Woman is truly amazing."
And she is! Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships, and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love, and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They
sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution.
They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their
friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they
are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can help to heal a broken heart. Women come in all sizes, in all colors, and shapes. They'll drive, fly, walk, run, or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The heart of a woman is what makes the
world keep turning! They bring joy and hope. They have compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. Women have vital things to say and everything to give.
Gosh, aren't we women so great? yea...WAY better than men!  | | |
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im really fuckd rah now...
beautiful...and jackd frm amanda!
its like no matter how hard i try./ i walk home starting to cry./ tired of acting as if every thing is alright./but what i really need is you by my side/.i know its not the end of the world./ but what is my world without being your girl?/ i dont know how to act /i dont know what to do./ being without you. /im so confused. /tried to get out into the sene/ so that the people will disract my day dreams./but even still your in the corner of my eye./ thought i was done with all the cries./ but then came last night./ when everything just wasnt right./ cuz all my love is all for you./ i cant distribute/ to someone new./ cuz even if i would it still would not be true./because the whole time i would wish it was you./ hugging my pillow/ its so hard to sleep/ cuz im always wondering are you thinking of me/ your the only one who was special to me/ im to afraid to come in your face./ so guess ill just have to wait/ its so stupid the reason your not wit me./ and thats the thing that stays in my mind/ thats why i walk home starting to cry/ thats y everything isnt right/ over some dumb human shit/ that you could not forgive/ over some stupid shit /that wasnt a big deal/but i feel you hommie even though your away./ i know your tryn to act like everything is ok./ just like me you feel it too./ the longing and missing of that love you once knew./ | | |
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